Awkward Jokes

What do you call a word with two W's and one K?

Awkward.

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What's the difference between awkward and awful?

Awkward is finding your mom on Tinder, awful is matching with her

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Hurry Jokes More Hurry Jokes

What did the doctor say to the short guy in a hurry?

You're going to have to be a little patient.

Why is everyone in the Soviet Union always in a hurry?

Why is everyone in the Soviet Union is always in a hurry? They're all Russian.

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

What can you add to any food to make it taste better?

The word "free"

What word begins with M and ends in arriage and is a mans favourite thing?

A: Miscarriage This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican on a bike?

a dirt bike

Why couldn't the Mexican be a Firefighter?

Because he didn't know the difference between Jose and Hose B.

Urinate Jokes More Urinate Jokes

What did the police officer say to the man who was urinating publicly?

Urine trouble, mate!"

Why did George Lucas Cross The Road?

To urinate on my childhood and sell it back to be on blu-ray for $80.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Which do you think I should take?

Whichever you'll excel in, son."

How the hell should I know?

Let me talk to a few criminals and see who they think is scariest."

People Jokes More People Jokes

How do you make people lose faith in this sub?

This.

What are the people from the country Lesbia called?

Lesbians

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

How can we supply that many?

Jesus: *winks at camera*

Why can't Jesus play hockey?

He keeps getting NAILED TO THE BOARDS!...

Moscow Jokes More Moscow Jokes

What language do fast talkers from Moscow speak?

ian!

What's next to Moscow?

Pa's cow. I'll show myself out...