They're all girls on fire.
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Question: What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe? Answer: One is Maid of Orleans and the other is made of wood.
Joan of Ark
When Joan used a coat-hanger on Cheryl, she was already out of the womb.
On Tinder.
Steak
She was maid in France !
A heroine addict.
A dinosaur wearing red pajamas.
Because they all wore mittens.
He always tells them with a dead Pan face.
They told him his wife died recently.
A Ms. Steak.
Amazon Prime.
Here's 20 cents."
DirecTV (Say it aloud)
Cuz they'll get chapped lips. Brr.
They'll get chapped lips!
Wait for him to give it back.
They both tell the audience what they are glad to hear. But at the end, the audience laughs at the comic, and the politician laughs at the audience.
He fell into it.
Because his career is in ruins.
Some douchebag forgot to pull it out in time.
A piebald horse pulling a cart!
