Joan Jokes

What do Alicia Keys, Katniss Everdeen, and Joan of Arc all have in common?

They're all girls on fire.

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What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe?

Question: What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe? Answer: One is Maid of Orleans and the other is made of wood.

Who was Noah's wife?

Joan of Ark

What's the difference between Joan Crawford and an abortion doctor ?

When Joan used a coat-hanger on Cheryl, she was already out of the womb.

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Where could you look up Joan of Arc's profile?

On Tinder.

What is Joan of Arc's least favorite food?

Steak

How do we know that Joan of Arc was French ?

She was maid in France !

What do you call someone who is obsessed with Joan of Arc?

A heroine addict.

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What do you call someone who is obsessed with Joan of Arc?

A heroine addict.

What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe?

Question: What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe? Answer: One is Maid of Orleans and the other is made of wood.

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What is the difference between a beautiful dress and a bottle of Whisky?

A beautiful dress can make one girl look gorgeous... A bottle of whiskey can make all girls look gorgeous.

What do you call it when you are looking for your Subaru Forrester in a parking garage?

Finding Forrester

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Why don't vampires like steak?

Because it's bad for their heart.

How do sharks like their steak?

Whale-done :)

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What do you call 4 Mexicans stuck in quicksand?

Quatro cinqo.

Why was the girl stuck in the revolving door for two weeks?

cuz she couldn't find the door handle

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How is this possible?

Shannon died in a car accident.

What did the bread say before it jumped into the toaster?

I'M BREADY TO DIE"

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What do you call a cheap maid uniform?

Maid in China.

What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe?

Question: What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe? Answer: One is Maid of Orleans and the other is made of wood.

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What's it called when you try a different flavor of salsa?

A change of pace.

What's red, white, and full of holes?

Helen Keller's face after she tries to use a fork.

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Why did the zombie start ripping up sheet music?

Because he was de-composing.

What kind of food do zombies hate?

Fast food