Tooth Jokes

What's red and bad for your teeth?

A Brick.

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Why do wizards clean their teeth three times a day?

To prevent bat breath!

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Why is it so easy to make plans with a gymnast?

A: Because their schedules are so flexible.

What time are most dental appointments scheduled for?

Tooth hurty.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What do reindeer have that other animals don't have?

Baby reindeer

What animals are poor dancers?

Four-legged ones because they have two left feet.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders?

A: So they don't get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know " whenever you ask them a question.

How many aspiring actresses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub

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Who's the poorest person in West Virginia?

The Tooth Fairy.

Who is the poorest in England?

The Tooth Fairy!

Denture Jokes More Denture Jokes

How did the grandpa get rid of his sweet tooth?

He took out his dentures!

Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?

Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

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What time should you book dental appointments for?

2:30 (Tooth hurty!)

What time do dentists fly airplanes?

Tooth Hurty (2:30)

England Jokes More England Jokes

What's next to England?

A question mark.

Why did the siamese twins moved to England?

So the other one would also drive

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

How does a blind parachutist know when to pull his rip-chord?

The leash goes slack...

What's black and white and turns cartwheels?

A piebald horse pulling a cart!