Tooth Jokes

What's red and bad for your teeth?

A Brick.

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Why do wizards clean their teeth three times a day?

To prevent bat breath!

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Why did Al Gore go to the dentist for a tooth pulling?

He had an Inconvenient Tooth.

Why did Al Gore have to schedule a dentist appointment?

Because of an inconvenient tooth.

Tooth Hurty Jokes More Tooth Hurty Jokes

What's the best hour to book a dental appointment?

Tooth hurty.

What time do you go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why did the young Mexican solve the problem so easily?

It was a no buena My girlfriend is Mexican so I love Mexican jokes. Let me know if you have one!

What's the scariest thing about a white man in prison?

You know he did it.

Good Time Jokes More Good Time Jokes

When's the best time of day to start a diet?

4:00 For:Klock

When is the best time to go shopping?

When the stores are open.

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

What do Steve Harvey and a dentist have in common?

They're both experts at placing temporary crowns.

What did the mathematician and the dentist talk about?

Calculus

Rid Jokes More Rid Jokes

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?

All they said was, Bach, Bach, Bach

How do you get rid of an obese demon?

You exercise it.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What do Jimmy Carter and the Long Island Railroad have in common?

They both pull out of Roslyn every morning at 8:15.

Why did the cz-75 get the girl pregnant?

It took too long to pull out.

Tooth Fairy Jokes More Tooth Fairy Jokes

Who's the poorest person in West Virginia?

The Tooth Fairy.

Who is the poorest in England?

The Tooth Fairy!