The delivery.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Cause it's an all mail business.
Delivery.
When they make sandwiches, because they're man-spreading.
A face palm.
It could be your bike. EDIT: Spelling.
It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.
System of a Downs My Chemical Imbalance. Youth In Asia
Lo Mein. See you all in hell.
Nothing. Feminists have nothing in common with anyone.
Because they're too stupid to learn how to make them.
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Because he has his own shoulder to cry on. Edit: all credit goes to /u/Earleebird who posted it in a comment in /r/oldschoolcool
Cause it couldn't get on the right track. I made that joke when I was little and remembered it today, might as well post it.
Cause he's dead.
A man steps out of line and replies "I guess diet and exercise didn't work!"
Well, I guess we better Barium.
