You have to chew before you swallow!
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The blonde has a higher sperm count.
The blonde has the higher sperm count.
The blond woman will have a higher sperm count.
You can't get the shower curtain closed.
A smart woman or a beautiful woman -Neither sweetie, you know I only have eyes for you
The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"
The wheelchair
You can't! You don't know which witch is which!
Look under his kilt, if it's a quarter-pounder, he's a McDonald.
1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.
Because men start growing breasts only after 40 years old.
Wake me up before you go-go
Put them in a guillotine.
Swallow the leader.
Swallow a speaker playing "Remember the Name"
You have to chew before you swallow.
All of those guys already have boyfriends.
Because 0x0 is always 0.
Because she wanted to sleep like a log.
