Huge Mess Jokes

What do you get when you put a number 1 and a number 2 on your calculator?

A huge mess.

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How'd family dinner go?

ME: Huge mess to clean. F: It's spotless! M: *sprays luminol* You'd never know they were even here.

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M Jokes More M Jokes

What do you call an 80s band comrpising of only fruit?

Durian durian! im sorry

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a Pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four. Im sorry if I've offended any pizzas.

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

What did the regular expression truck driver say when he saw the number 10000?

104

What does the number 668 represent?

The of the Beast.

F Jokes More F Jokes

How do you get a sweet little old lady to say F***?

Get another one to yell BINGO

How do you get three old ladies to say the "F" word?

Yell "BINGO!"

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

How does a Russian count '1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi...'?

1 CCCP, 2 CCCP, 3 CCCP... Iwillseemyselfout

Why did the pervert buy 16.5 pints of salsa?

2 gals 1 cup(http://www.reddit.com/r/Canning/comments/yyhsp/my20triptothelocallatinmarketnetted165/)

1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

Why is Jeopardy the #1 show in the U.S.?

Because Michael Douglas starred in "Double Jeopardy" in 1999.

How many lead guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?

100; 1 to do it, and 99 to say "I could do that."

Calculator Jokes More Calculator Jokes

What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

What do you call a james bond film about a calculator?

Casio royale

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What "YSK" means?

Everyone keeps telling me that I should know...

Where is everybody?

Everybody I don't know. All over the planet I guess.

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

What did the computer technician say to the woman about her virus infected laptop?

Ma'am, we cleaned your dirty bits and suggest getting a bigger hard drive"

Why hasn't there been a woman on the moon yet?

it doesn't need cleaned.