How did Harry Potter cross the road?

Walking Jk rolling

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What do college students and deer have in common?

A: They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights.

Why did the doggy cross the road?

A:To get to the bone! Q:Why did the bone cross the road A: To get away!

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.

Why did George cross the road?

He didn't look in both directions before crossing.

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Harry Potter?

Santa would never free an elf.

Why isn't there a college in the world of Harry Potter?

Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan

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How did Harry Potter make it to the bottom of the hill?

By walking... jk rolling

How did Harry Potter cross the road?

Walking Jk rolling

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What's Harry Potter's favorite way of getting down a hill?

Walking JK, Rolling.

How did Harry Potter cross the road?

Walking Jk rolling