Bereave Jokes

Why was the Chinese Journey cover band a failure?

Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.

Couple's Daily Question Mug

5.0

Coffee Mug

What did Naruto say at his mentor'a funeral?

Bereave it.

What do you call it when an Asian's imaginary friend dies?

Make-bereave

Why didn't the Asian man cry when his wife died?

Because he just couldn't bereave it.

What did the Japanese Journey covers band sing at the funeral?

Don't stop, bereaving!

How did the Chinese atheist get to heaven?

Jesus said to him "Behold! I am risen!" and he said "That's nice I don't bereave you."

What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

What did the Chinese man say when he found out his mother died?

I can't bereave it!

You might also enjoy:

Failure Jokes More Failure Jokes

Why is it not a good idea to tell your parents about your failures while they are on an elevator?

It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels.

What do you call an unborn child that is excessively ready to accept failure?

A defetus

Journey Jokes More Journey Jokes

What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

What does a ship weigh when she leaves for a journey?

Anchor.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why can't Thor play the piano or hide n seek with his brother?

He can never find the Loki.

Why doesn't Jesus play hockey anymore?

He kept on getting nailed into the boards.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What do you call a chinese woman with a food processor on her head?

Brenda.

What do Asians meeting up at their favorite Chinese take-out say?

Where my dogs at "

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why can't a fish be a radio host?

Because if he goes on air, he'll die.

Why did the gentleman hold the door?

Because he was dying to do so.

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

What food do Japanese people serve as an apology when they have offended someone?

Miso sorry...

What do Japanese emperors and rappers have in common?

They're both wondering where their ninjas are at.

Song Jokes More Song Jokes

How many native Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

About seven. One to change the bulb, six to sing the song.

What is Peyton Manning's favorite Counting Crows song?

Omaha

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What do jesus and girls have in common?

The expression on their faces when they got nailed.

Why is Jesus terrible at hockey?

He keeps getting pinned to the boards.