Bereave Jokes

Why was the Chinese Journey cover band a failure?

Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.

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What did Naruto say at his mentor'a funeral?

Bereave it.

What do you call it when an Asian's imaginary friend dies?

Make-bereave

Why didn't the Asian man cry when his wife died?

Because he just couldn't bereave it.

What did the Japanese Journey covers band sing at the funeral?

Don't stop, bereaving!

How did the Chinese atheist get to heaven?

Jesus said to him "Behold! I am risen!" and he said "That's nice I don't bereave you."

What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

What did the Chinese man say when he found out his mother died?

I can't bereave it!

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A Brojob.

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Who's there? Budweiser. Budweiser who?

Budweiser your mother naked?

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They are always full of seed.

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What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

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What's the hardest part breaking up with a Japanese girlfriend?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

Why do the Japanese have squinty eyes?

Becuase atomic bombs are bright.

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What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

Why was the Chinese Journey cover band a failure?

Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.

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Why was the guy wearing the fedora upset?

Because you didn't ask him what band he's in.

What do you call four white guys in a band?

The 4Skins

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How many Chinese men does it take to make a Smartphone?

I dunno, ask the Kids.

What do you call a Chinese man allergic to dogs?

Starving.

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What did the sadist say when the masochist said "Hit me"?

No."

Why did the armadillo cross the road?

It didn't, it made it halfway and then got hit by a truck.