Bereave Jokes

Why was the Chinese Journey cover band a failure?

Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.

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What did Naruto say at his mentor'a funeral?

Bereave it.

What do you call it when an Asian's imaginary friend dies?

Make-bereave

Why didn't the Asian man cry when his wife died?

Because he just couldn't bereave it.

What did the Japanese Journey covers band sing at the funeral?

Don't stop, bereaving!

How did the Chinese atheist get to heaven?

Jesus said to him "Behold! I am risen!" and he said "That's nice I don't bereave you."

What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

What did the Chinese man say when he found out his mother died?

I can't bereave it!

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BYE-SON!

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At a religious revival, they say "STAND UP FOR JESUS" At a bikers rally, they say "SIT DOWN FOR CHRIST'S SAKE"

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Where will you never find a hipster fish?

The mainstream

What does a dog do when it loses it's tail?

Goes to a retail store to find another one.

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What did Kim Jong Il call his Kindle?

The Dear Reader.

What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

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What's gambling like in heaven?

It's a pair-a-dice.

What do you call it when seven minutes in heaven is played at Comic-Con?

A: Close encounters of the nerd kind

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What do necrophiliacs get when they wake up on the day of a funeral?

Mourning Wood

What did the Japanese Journey covers band sing at the funeral?

Don't stop, bereaving!

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Why didn't you stop when I shouted at you back there?

Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.

Why isn't Sonic the Hedgehog Muslim?

Because once Ramadan is over, he can't stop fasting!

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Why do Japanese people have slanty eyes?

Atomic bombs are realllllly bright.

What didn't the Japanese understand nuclear missile technology?

It was a little over their heads