Pharmacist Jokes

What's the opposite of a pharmacist?

A harmacist

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What is the difference between a black guy and a white guy that sells drugs?

One's a pharmacist and the other's a drug dealer.

How did the pharmacist know his drink was spiked?

He fainted after the punch line.

What's taking the pharmacist so long?

It's just one prescription" *behind the counter the pharmacist is sinking in quicksand and screaming*

Why do pharmacists put cotton wool balls in all of their drug bottles?

To Remind black people that they were cotton pickers before they were junkies.

Why can't Whitney Houston be a pharmacist?

She over doses

What do you mean I can't drink alcohol with this medication?

You're not a bartender! You're just a pharmacist.

Why was the black man selling drugs?

He was a pharmacist.

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They can't get the bottles into the typewriter!

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I don't know two minutes ago he seemed normal and then he fainted.

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I thought you said you'd never forget...."

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What was Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?

HAND EYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYE.

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Oc The rock Neil was on made him famous, the rock she was on made her dead.

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Why do women have smaller feet than men?

So that they can get closer to the sink.

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