Why did the duck leave his flock?

Because he wanted to be a-loone.

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Who doesn't want to be a millionaire?

Well, certainly not a billionaire.

Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space ?

He wanted to find Pluto !

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Why was the doctor forced to leave work early?

The hospital ran all out of patience

How much space does the EU have left?

1GB

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What do you call joke told by a duck?

A wise quack.

What do you get if you cross a duck with an avocado?

Quackamole

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What did Jesus say to the flock of sheep?

I herd that.

What does the rapping shepard sing to his flock?

Ewe, crank that soldier boy!