Why did the duck leave his flock?

Because he wanted to be a-loone.

Previous Random Joke Next

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the cows cross the road?

They wanted to go to the mooo....vies

How is your day going?

G- Pretty well, Do you want me to walk you back? B- walk me back? G- to the friendzone you just tried to escape.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why can't Edward leave Russia?

He's Snowden.

Why did I leave my grades at the orphanage?

I couldn't raise them

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

Why did the duck cross the basketball court?

He heard the referees were blowing fouls... -Jim Norton

When do you use duct tape on a duck?

When he's quacked.

Flock Jokes More Flock Jokes

What did Jesus say to the flock of sheep?

I herd that.

Why did the duck leave his flock?

Because he wanted to be a-loone.