Why did the duck leave his flock?

Because he wanted to be a-loone.

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What quality does Elon Musk look for in a woman?

He just wants her to be down to Mars

Why does my computer always ask me if I'm "sure" about stuff?

Yes, I want to delete my hard drive.

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Who fills in for the president of Russia when he's on leave?

Deputin

What did the parent say when the little girl was whining?

A: Leave it to peave her.

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Why did the duck go to the basketball game?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls!

What does a duck say when it goes to the doctor?

Quack

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What's Gandalf's favorite band?

A Flock of Smeagols

What does the rapping shepard sing to his flock?

Ewe, crank that soldier boy!