Why didn't Ronald McDonald like to go fishing?

Because every time he did, he'd catch a whopper.

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Why did Shakespeare refuse to join the army?

He didn't like the phrase fire at will!

What did one dog say to the other dog?

I like "Hot Dogs".

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Why did the 25 year old cross the street?

To catch a charmander.

Why was Harry Potter kicked out of Hogwarts?

Why was Harry Potter kicked out of Hogwarts? He was caught playing with his broomstick.

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What did the sea monster have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar but you can't "tuna"fish!

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Whopper?

McDonalds responded by introducing a 3/5ths pounder.

Why did the Dairy Queen get pregnant?

The Burger King forgot to cover his whopper

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What type of condoms does Ronald McDonald use?

McRibbed

What is written on Ronald McDonald's gravestone?

McRIP