Snorting the left over ashes from Ash Wednesday...
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
You first dig a hole, second, you fill the hole with ashes, also throw some peas in there. When the elephant stops to take a pea, you kick it in the ash hole.
Put the ashes in the donuts.
Somewhere over the rainbow weigh a pie. (sounds like way up high)
Microsoft Word.
The snort quack.
Here's mine: Did you hear about the guy who had to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted.
The train to Auschwitz. Some German guy i used to play Path of Exile with told it to me.
It raises a stink!
2 squared!
Their patients are 2'
He wanted to try out his new air brakes.
Eileen Dover...
Damn
Bobbing for french fries.
The constellation prize.
I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)
A centipede with a wooden leg !
A centipede with a wooden leg!