Snorting the left over ashes from Ash Wednesday...
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You first dig a hole, second, you fill the hole with ashes, also throw some peas in there. When the elephant stops to take a pea, you kick it in the ash hole.
Put the ashes in the donuts.
Dung!
Muuuuuuon
Cut a hole in the ice. Put a line of peas around the hole. When the polar bear takes a pea, kick him in the ice hole.
for disturbing the peas!
He was French.
They've never been fired, and only dropped once.
Hulk ash!
Barbecue tonight!"
He thought it was Coke!
The snort quack.
Because he always uses a razor.
A centipede with a wooden leg !
He rubbed him the wrong way.
If your gonna turn on a light... Why shade it.
One wants to stay drunk all the time and the other doesn't want to pay the tab.
He wanted to see time fly!
