Why don't chickens wear pants?

Because their pecker is on their face.. Thank you, good night!

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide eggs?

Because, he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing a chicken.

How did the road break its ankles?

The chicken crossed it.

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How fast can Klingon's run?

About Warf speed. My mom made this joke up last night at a bbq party. She likes to think she is funnier on holidays. Thanks, Mom.

How does Winnie the Pooh open his honey pot?

With his bear hands. Thank the Chive for that one.

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How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face?

I forgot to wet the soap.

What's better than having a garbanzo bean on your face?

Having a chickpea on your face.

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What shoes does Brad wear?

Loafers!

What do most people wear to court?

Law-suits

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What's so meta that you almost crap your pants?

Metamucil

What did the pirate with the steering wheel in his pants say?

Argh it's driving me nuts!"

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Whatcha doing on the PC?

Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT ! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.

Why do only 20 percent of blonde chicks lay Easter eggs?

The rest are hunting peckers.