The mathematician says "2" The Physicist says "2, plus or minus 0.1" The engineer says "Probably around 2, but let's say 3 to be on the safe side".
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You take the S out of SAFE and you take the F out of WAY
To be on the safe side!
Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm.
They blow the whole east coast and there's videos online.
Tooth-Hurty
It has huge balls on it. Credit goes to the 70 year old man who just came into my work and made my day.
When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh
Because he bawled.
Many hands make light work.
One with plenty of body in it.
By opening the door.
Adobe Wan Kenobi
A monster with an all-over perm.
Loo-Loo !
Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.
The slaughterhouse. Emphasis on **hang**.
So they know if they are going to the gig, or coming from it. Ta-boom!
This is a joke I came up with. Q: How many religious people does it take to change a light bulb? A: There's no need to change it when you can easily convince everyone that it still works, but they've gone blind.
