Manual Jokes

Why do americans get manuals when buying a new car?

I thought they only drive automatic

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Why did Soviet dictator always drive an automatic transmission?

He was always Stalin in his manual!

Why do girls prefer to drive auto cars, instead of manual?

Because they want the D.

What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual."

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"

What kind of car did Jesus drive?

a manual.

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Why do they put half of the instructions in Spanish?

It drives me crazy. I feel like I am missing out on important information. They should put the whole thing in one language.

What are instructions?

Correct."

Eastern Jokes More Eastern Jokes

How many Brits does it take to change a lightbulb?

Manual work That's what underpaid Eastern immigrants are for pff

How many Brits does it take to change a lightbulb?

Manual work That's what underpaid Eastern immigrants are for pff

Automatic Transmission Jokes More Automatic Transmission Jokes

Why did Soviet dictator always drive an automatic transmission?

He was always Stalin in his manual!

Why do feminists only drive cars with automatic transmissions?

It pains them to have standards.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What do you call a girl who hunts owls?

A hooters shooter girl

How do you find a girl with no legs?

Follow the slime trail.

Underpaid Eastern Immigrant Jokes More Underpaid Eastern Immigrant Jokes

How many Brits does it take to change a lightbulb?

Manual work That's what underpaid Eastern immigrants are for pff

How many Brits does it take to change a lightbulb?

Manual work That's what underpaid Eastern immigrants are for pff

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What's the difference between cab drivers and F1 drivers?

F1 driver doesn't think he's a cab driver

Why did Jared from Subway call Boyz2Men?

He thought they had delivery service.

Soviet Jokes More Soviet Jokes

What fabric is worn in Soviet Russia?

Linen

How many Soviets does it take to change a light bulb?

None! In Soviet Russia, light bulb changes you!

Soviet Union Jokes More Soviet Union Jokes

What do motors and the Soviet Union have in common?

Commutators

Why couldn't the Soviet Union get anything done?

They were always either Russian or Stalin.