She's only wearing one sock.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
When you drop a load in, it doesn't follow you around for 6 months trying to get spun. 8)
They keep their caps locked and guns loaded. (Not the best and not original)
A denom-nom-nominator!
They've never been fired, and only dropped once.
Pearl Harbor pizza.
Vodka does not freeze
Jesus doesn't think he's Bono
The guy with the bulge in his sock ...
A: Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.
Because the box said 2-4 years!
Fruit of the tomb
To get a better grip on the broom
You don't have to hug a washing machine half an hour after it finishes
i'm serious... help.
Nice belt."
Shoots him 8 times in the black.
