Hippy Chick Jokes

How do you know when a hippy chick is on the rag?

She's only wearing one sock.

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Whats the difference between a hippy chick and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in, it doesn't follow you around for 6 months trying to get spun. 8)

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Sock Jokes More Sock Jokes

Why did the seamen cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong pair of socks this morning.

How's the baby?

Me: He keeps trying to shove socks thru the mail slot. Wife: Aw. His socks or yours Me: Socks is the neighbor's cat..

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between Taylor Swift and Adele?

About fifty pounds

What is the difference between a sociopath and a buddhist?

A sociopath sees people as things a buddhist sees things as people.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What does a chemist say when he's pouring water into an acid?

Drop the base.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?

He got hit by a bus

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why does the KKK wear all white?

Because they hate black, people!!!

How do you identify the head waitress at a restaurant?

She's the one wearing knee pads.

6 Month Jokes More 6 Month Jokes

Whats the difference between a hippy chick and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in, it doesn't follow you around for 6 months trying to get spun. 8)

Why was the blond excited when she finished her puzzle after 6 months?

Because the box said 2-4 years!

Spin Jokes More Spin Jokes

How do you make a Chinese man no longer Asian?

Just spin him around in circles until he's disoriented

What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late ?

Your spinning me a yarn here !

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What about the two old ladies who brought a bottle of whiskey to the baseball game?

At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.

What's the difference between your mama and a washing machine?

The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I dump a load in it.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

How do you find Will Smith in a heavy snow storm?

Try to find the fresh prints

What do call it when actor Charles Dance tries to flirt?

Dance moves.