What profession was once highly respected, but is now a complete joke?

Nigerian Prince Thanks r/askreddit for the idea

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What does Bill Cosby do when he can't sleep at night?

He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.

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They can't afford to pay respects.

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What did one Nigerian Prince say to the other?

Wanna go phishing

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