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He only wears Rolex around his waist.
A turkey sandwich doesn't recognize the Armenian genocide
When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)
They're the ones with the little red hats.
A: She's the one on her bike.
A: They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board.
Like we're going outside...
There are posts on the frontpage
He didn't believe in love at first sight.
Because communists believe all proper tea is theft.
You can negotiate with a terrorist.
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
I charge five dollars if its a boy and five dollars if its a girl. Lets just say this ones on the house.
Half of them don't work and the ones that do aren't that bright
When you realize that you can't spell country without UN.
A miracle. Edit: I've hidden this post as I realized it was stupid and too offensive. I'm sorry, it was overly racist.
He's the one with the gold Rolex around his neck.
Because he's a man of the nice watch
You can get a prosecutor to indict the ham sandwich.
Self-raising flour
He's an orphan.
