Family reunions.
A horde.
Because she wanted to sleep like a log.
The guy didn't pull it out fast enough!
Because when he turns his girlfriend on he has to turn her off again three times.
Careful, dad, or you'll crush my smokes."
A girl who can run faster than her brothers.
To lay off his campaign staff.
I bend over backwards and pick up a handkerchief with my teeth. Anything else Then I bend over backwards and pick up my teeth.
a family reunion
Me: Well, it all started with a friendly game of spin the bottle at the family reunion...
