Apple Employee Jokes

Why did Apple employee get away jacking off in the office?

Because there are no windows!

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How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

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How many Australians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they all turn them the the wrong way.

How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Two: One to hold it one to hammer it in.

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How do you make apple jelly?

google maps.

What do you call a booth babe at Apple's events?

ICandy

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What have Disney and the U.K. got in common?

Both dropped the EU And screwed over a lot of people

Why are women like magazines?

They have a lot of issues

New Building Jokes More New Building Jokes

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

Office Jokes More Office Jokes

Why don't women work as long and as hard as men in the office?

They do it right first time.

Why did the fruit leave office?

because he was imPEACHED! lol. i hate myself.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What does 1+1=?

Window.

What's the difference between a daydreamer and a pervert?

A daydreamer stares out of windows.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you call a Muslim Girl dating an Agnostic Guy?

For safety purposes, I don't know if I should tell you her name..

How is a fish like a bicycle?

Neither one knows how to whistle!

Jack Jokes More Jack Jokes

What's the worst thing to say to a friend you see on a plane?

Hi Jack!

What does Rupert the Bear and Jack the Ripper have in common?

Same middle name!