Apple Employee Jokes

Why did Apple employee get away jacking off in the office?

Because there are no windows!

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How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

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Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

How are black people and apples similar?

They both look good hanging from trees

What did the snake day to Adam after he bit the apple?

You owe Eve an O.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who gives a cluck (I wonder if the moderators will censor this joke merely on the grounds that it is categorically terrible )

How many Freemasons does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's a secret!

New Building Jokes More New Building Jokes

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

Office Jokes More Office Jokes

What did the doctor say When a fruit walked into his office that was feeling like a vegetable?

what's tomato with you !

Why did the minus sign run for office?

To make a difference.

Jack Jokes More Jack Jokes

What do Apple and Rose have in common?

They both lost jack.

Why did the pirate have trouble with the alphabet?

Because his 'I' was all jacked up.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many bros does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They prefer Natural Light.

How many Australians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they all turn them the the wrong way.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why is Windows 10 like a moody teenager?

Because nobody gets it.

How do Russians put windows in?

Putin Windows duh.

I Lightbulb Jokes More I Lightbulb Jokes

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.