Ant Man Jokes

What movie contains the most micro aggressions?

Ant Man

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How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How long does it take a necrophiliac to screw in a light bulb?

Not long... they like to do it while it's still warm.

How many gnomes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just the two, really. Or as many as will fit, if theyre feeling frisky.

One Jokes More One Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a Sunni and a Shiite Muslim?

The Sunni's are the ones with the Shiite blown out of them.

How can you recognize a Gnome Pig?

They're the ones with the little red hats.

Wasp Jokes More Wasp Jokes

How did the wasps take that news?

God: Err...

How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

Tonight Jokes More Tonight Jokes

Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

Who's there ! Cantaloupe ! Cantaloupe who ?

Cantaloupe with you tonight !

Contain Jokes More Contain Jokes

What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!

What's wrong with a joke containing Cobalt, Radon and Yttrium?

It's CoRnY

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

Why are blondes bad a judging distance?

They have no idea what 12 inches actually looks like. I for some reason could not find a way to phrase this any better. Credit to my coworker.

What do you call a three humped camel?

Pregnant. (Credit goes to the trailer of Zootopia)

Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

Why couldn't the coal worker get into the movie?

He was a miner.

How are whores and movies alike?

You pay up front for both and even if it's bad, you don't get a refund for either.

Avenger Jokes More Avenger Jokes

What's the difference between bruce banner and bruce jenner?

One turned into a terrifying monster, the other is an avenger.

Why is Daredevil not a part of the Avengers?

Because he doesn't work with Vision