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Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.
None, cuz in the end it doesn't even matter!!!
It takes 1 to screw it in, and 99 to tweet about it.
You throw in some laundry and detergent.
Flip it upside-down.
Raid
Because their eggs stinked!
Put them both in the trunk of your car, drive around the block, and see which ones happy to see you afterwards.
Ones a cunning runt...
Closed for Winter".
I'll be Bach.
Three. One to do it, one to complain that it has already been done before, and one to repost this joke.
because he had a dying light
God: Err...
The salesperson says, "It's $1000." The WASP says, "I'll take it."
It couldn't contain itself.
None. The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
