Crimea Jokes

What song did Russia send Ukraine for its birthday?

Crimea a river

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Why are people so sore about Russia taking the Crimea?

I mean cry me a river river right

What's the current number one song in Russia?

Crimea river

How Many Russians Does It Take To Invade Crimea?

None according to the Russians.

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What did the ocean said to the river when they parted ways ?

Nothing, he was just full of tears

Why did the Mexican throw his wife into the river?

Tequila

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Why do so many American tourists end up in eastern Europe?

They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.

Why is eastern europe filled with strippers?

Because they like Poles.

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How many morons does it take to change a lightbulb?

14,000. 1 to hold the lightbulb, 4 to hold the chair, and 13,995 to spin the house.

What all girls want?

All girls want 70 things in their life 1. Shopping Rest are "69"

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What is Russia's favorite imported product?

Ukraine.

What did Putin say to the U.S. and E.U. after invading Ukraine?

Crimea river

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What bounces and makes little children cry?

My donation check to Feed the Children!

What did the pea say to the peanut?

At least you got one nut, I don't see what you're crying about.

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What happened to the american man who broke his leg?

He went... broke.

Who built the first American car?

Student: "Me Pilgrims." Teacher: "The Pilgrims " Student: "Yeah they made the Mayflower Compact."

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How many Reddit admins does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they like to keep the mods in the dark.

What kind of olives do I like?

Olive them

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Why did the programmer visit the city tour?

Because they were handing out guides for the deaf.

Why do Chinese tourists get disappointed when they visit America?

Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China.