Why didn't Santa give presents to any world leaders?

Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty

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Why does santa say ho ho ho?

Because three hos are better than one!

What do you call Santa's helpers?

Subordinate Clauses.

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What will Tesla build this christmas to help santa deliver presents?

An elf driving car

Where does Santa get presents for bad kids?

Kohl's.

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How do pirates know they are pirates?

They think therefore they arrr

How do you tell when a girl really wants you?

When you put your hand down her pants you think you're feeding a horse.

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Why didn't Santa give presents to any world leaders?

Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty

How do conspiracy theorists like their lovers?

Illumi-naughty

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Why didn't Santa give presents to any world leaders?

Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty

What do you call a world leader who white people are opposed to?

Vladimir Gluten

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Why didn't the child in the secret society get a present for christmas?

He had been illumi-naughty

Whats red and sits in the corner?

A naughty strawberry