What kind of amphibian is in charge of the salad bar?

a salad-manager

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What did the failing kidney say to the healthy one?

Urine charge now.

What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

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What kind of boats do smart people ride on?

Scholar ships!

What kind of ANIMAL would DO this?

Well, that's a gazelle Jeff, so probably a lion *to other ranger* Jeff's new here

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When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad ?

It became a daddy short legs !

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What kind of amphibian is hired to take your car away?

Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit.

What kind of amphibian is in charge of the salad bar?

a salad-manager

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What kind of amphibian is in charge of the salad bar?

a salad-manager

What did the priest say at the salad bar?

Lettuce pray.