He force quit.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Pray-list.
Me: Shower. W: ...what else M: Make a new iTunes playlist. W: Wow. M: Might not have time for a shower.
Because she kept throwing out all the W's
sticker on her car. Her phone hasn't stopped ringing since.
You first dig a hole, second, you fill the hole with ashes, also throw some peas in there. When the elephant stops to take a pea, you kick it in the ash hole.
Cuz Pikachu might Pik a Chu
Me: None of them, I just need to take a shower.
You never have to carry your bags because of all the porter-geese. Thankyou, im here till monday!
Miscarriage
The Thai fighter
He was under investigation for excessive use of Force
Doctor responds: "Heavy drug use, ma'am" Widow: "But doctor, my husband didn't use drugs!" Doctor: "I know, but I did"
The dog responds, "I've had a ruff day."
They both shred footage. (*be gentle, it's my first time.*)
Two-forty (use an Irish accent)... It's two-farty
I put the wrong socks on today.
Scratching at the lid of his coffin.
