Mlk Jokes

What did MLK say to the fishmonger?

I have a bream.

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What Did MLK Say When Asked If He Suffered From Jock Itch?

I have a cream.

What's the difference between MLK day and St Patrick's day?

Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!

What are you planning on doing on MLK day?

Her: I plan on sleeping all day Me: ...Why Her: I want to have dreams too

What do MLK, Elvis, and the Houston Oilers have in common?

They all died in Tennessee

What would MLK be if he was alive?

White

What's the difference between MLK day and St. Patty's day?

On St Patty's day everyone wants to be Irish.

What's the easiest way to condense milk?

Mlk

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How to tell an Irishman from a Scotsman on St. Patrick's day?

One wants to stay drunk all the time and the other doesn't want to pay the tab.

What is the difference between St. Patrick and Christopher Columbus?

One drove all the snakes from Ireland, the other drove away all of the Native Americans.

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What did the kleptomaniacal compulsive liar say when his beekeeper friend asked him what he was running away with?

None of your beeswax!"

What did the black dude say when his hippie girlfriend asked him to go to burning man with her?

Namaste here

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What is the difference between a brown-noser and a s***t head?

Depth perception

What's the difference between mlk day and st. Patrick's day?

Everyone WANTS to be irish on st Patrick's day.

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How did Captain Hook die?

Jock itch.

What Did MLK Say When Asked If He Suffered From Jock Itch?

I have a cream.

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What is the easiest way for a stressed astronaut to unwind and decompress?

By opening the door.

What is the easy way to get a wild elephant ?

Get a tame one and annoy it !

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Why dogs are called K9?

Because cats are K10

Why is K-9 another term for a dog?

Because if it was a cat, it would be a K-10.

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What's the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?

You can tune a chainsaw.

What's the difference between mayonnaise and sperm?

Mayonnaise doesn't hit the back if my girlfriend's throat at 60 miles per hour.

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What kind of rice puts you to sleep?

Ray Rice

What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep ?

A dinosnore !