Mlk Jokes

What did MLK say to the fishmonger?

I have a bream.

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What Did MLK Say When Asked If He Suffered From Jock Itch?

I have a cream.

What's the difference between MLK day and St Patrick's day?

Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!

What are you planning on doing on MLK day?

Her: I plan on sleeping all day Me: ...Why Her: I want to have dreams too

What do MLK, Elvis, and the Houston Oilers have in common?

They all died in Tennessee

What would MLK be if he was alive?

White

What's the difference between MLK day and St. Patty's day?

On St Patty's day everyone wants to be Irish.

What's the easiest way to condense milk?

Mlk

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I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.

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What Did MLK Say When Asked If He Suffered From Jock Itch?

I have a cream.