I have a bream.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
I have a cream.
Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!
Her: I plan on sleeping all day Me: ...Why Her: I want to have dreams too
They all died in Tennessee
White
On St Patty's day everyone wants to be Irish.
Mlk
A: One slip of the tongue and you will be in s**t!
Depth perception
I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it
Tree O'clock!
One for the money, two for the show.
Santa's little Elvis.
Everyone WANTS to be irish on st Patrick's day.
Everyone pretends to be Irish on St. Paddy's Day.
Down's in the dumps
Depreciation.
The Zika virus.
Invest a billion.
I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.
Because one had a dream and died
Jock itch.