Mlk Jokes

What did MLK say to the fishmonger?

I have a bream.

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What Did MLK Say When Asked If He Suffered From Jock Itch?

I have a cream.

What's the difference between MLK day and St Patrick's day?

Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!

What are you planning on doing on MLK day?

Her: I plan on sleeping all day Me: ...Why Her: I want to have dreams too

What do MLK, Elvis, and the Houston Oilers have in common?

They all died in Tennessee

What would MLK be if he was alive?

White

What's the difference between MLK day and St. Patty's day?

On St Patty's day everyone wants to be Irish.

What's the easiest way to condense milk?

Mlk

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Why do we call dogs, K-9?

because K-10 is for cats.

What has four legs and one arm?

A K-9 unit on MLK Boulevard

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between St. Patrick and Christopher Columbus?

One drove all the snakes from Ireland, the other drove away all of the Native Americans.

What's the difference between a toilet and a graveyard?

Nothing. When you have to go, you have to go.

Plan Jokes More Plan Jokes

Why did the melon plan a big elaborate wedding?

Because he cantaloupe.

How do you make God laugh?

Tell him your plans.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What did King Arthur sleep with when he was afraid of the dark?

A knight light

What does Bill Cosby do when he can't sleep at night?

He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.

Cream Jokes More Cream Jokes

Why doesn't Mr T like cream and mashed fruit?

He pities the fool.

What Did MLK Say When Asked If He Suffered From Jock Itch?

I have a cream.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why is the UK suddenly a happy place?

Because now they too have a day to light fireworks on!

Where do bees go on their day off?

A: To the wax museum.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What do I do after I die?

Idk EDIT: Read the letters out loud :)

Who sang at the funeral of those who died in a railroads arson?

Adele. Some one set fire to the train

Patrick Jokes More Patrick Jokes

Why is Patrick so dumb?

He's living under a rock.

What's the difference between mlk day and st. Patrick's day?

Everyone WANTS to be irish on st Patrick's day.