Mlk Jokes

What did MLK say to the fishmonger?

I have a bream.

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What Did MLK Say When Asked If He Suffered From Jock Itch?

I have a cream.

What's the difference between MLK day and St Patrick's day?

Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!

What are you planning on doing on MLK day?

Her: I plan on sleeping all day Me: ...Why Her: I want to have dreams too

What do MLK, Elvis, and the Houston Oilers have in common?

They all died in Tennessee

What would MLK be if he was alive?

White

What's the difference between MLK day and St. Patty's day?

On St Patty's day everyone wants to be Irish.

What's the easiest way to condense milk?

Mlk

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What did Tennessee?

the same thing Arkansas

What does a Texas tornado and a Tennessee divorce have in common?

Either way, someone is losing a trailer.

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What has four legs and one arm?

A K-9 unit on MLK Boulevard

What do you call the medic in a K9 unit?

A dogtor.

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What is the difference between a brown-noser and a s***t head?

Depth perception

What did the Lawyer say to the lesbian?

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What's the easiest way to pay a musician?

Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza

What's the easiest way to tell if somebody's lying?

He/she's not sitting or standing!

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Because all the kids have to play in side.

How do you tell which truck is the mail truck?

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Why did the cowboy get a wiener dog?

Cause he wanted to get along little doggie.

What does an Ent want?

A bad birch.