Humanity Jokes

What do you call the border between humanity and animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

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What can stop supervirus from destroying humanity ?

Batvirus ( stolen joke xD )

What did adam say to eve?

Let's save humanity.

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a monkey?

AIDS for humanity

What's it called when Hobbits build houses for other Hobbits?

Hobbitat for Humanity

When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.

Why can't you be successful like your brother?

Amazon: heh Optimus: But I saved humanity from Decepticons! Thanksgiving at the Primes

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What do little pigs want to be when they grow up?

Garbage collectors.

Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What do you call an animal that doesn't matter?

Irrelephant.

Why did the army send so many women with PMS to the Persian Gulf?

They fought like animals and retained water for 4 days.

Human Jokes More Human Jokes

What do cars and humans have in common?

We both burn gas.

What separates animals from humans?

The Mediterranean.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What did fish A say to fish B?

Wasabi?

What's the difference between a flatfish and a good woman?

The fish doesn't know it's plaice.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a pregnant lady and a light bulb?

You can unscrew the light bulb. - Steve Martin, "My Blue Heaven"

What is the difference between an apple and an orange?

None, the two are not a snake

Professor Jokes More Professor Jokes

When did you first miss it dear?

Professor: When I reached up to close it after the rain had stopped.

What happens when a professor teaches for a decade?

A: He gets Tenyear.

Twitter User Jokes More Twitter User Jokes

What do Twitter users and regular humans have in common?

Both start off as eggs.

What do Twitter users and lollipops have in common?

They're mostly Dum Dums.

Crown Jokes More Crown Jokes

Why would the Queen let Netflix use her likeness in "The Crown"?

She probably gets royalties

What do you call a crowned man in gridlock?

Human trafficking