Humanity Jokes

What do you call the border between humanity and animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

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What can stop supervirus from destroying humanity ?

Batvirus ( stolen joke xD )

What did adam say to eve?

Let's save humanity.

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a monkey?

AIDS for humanity

What's it called when Hobbits build houses for other Hobbits?

Hobbitat for Humanity

When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.

Why can't you be successful like your brother?

Amazon: heh Optimus: But I saved humanity from Decepticons! Thanksgiving at the Primes

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Mediterranean Sea Jokes More Mediterranean Sea Jokes

What is it that separates humans from animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

What do you call the border between humanity and animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

Human Race Jokes More Human Race Jokes

What's the most oldest joke in the world?

The human race.

Why did the dyslexic escapologist join the International Socialists?

A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.

Harambe Jokes More Harambe Jokes

What was the REAL reason Harambe was executed?

He found Hillary's emails

What's the difference between bullets and everyone ?

Everyone misses Harambe.

Alien Jokes More Alien Jokes

What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with an alien?

A mars-upial

Why do aliens always disembark via ramp?

Do they have problems with stairs Or are flying saucers just handicap-accessible

Pet Zoo Jokes More Pet Zoo Jokes

What happens if you get human DNA in a goat?

You get banned from the petting zoo.

What do you get... What do you get when you try to inject Human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the petting zoo, apparently.

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

Why shouldn't you carry two half dollars in your pocket?

Because two halves make a whole (hole) and you could lose your money.

What has 2 legs and bleeds profusely?

Half a cat

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why did the blonde tie magnets to her fishing pole?

She was fishing for Steelhead Trout

Why didn't Tim have any friends while he was studying fishing?

Because he would just go home and master bait.

Crown Jokes More Crown Jokes

Why would the Queen let Netflix use her likeness in "The Crown"?

She probably gets royalties

What do you call a crowned man in gridlock?

Human trafficking