and I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!"
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I would've gotten second if it weren't for you medaling kids.
Having two legs
Because it would be really awkward asking what their handicap was.
Walking
Not being retarded.
Because all of the Mexicans that can run,jump,and swim are in America!
They only have one pair of trunks.
Cheer-Rios
None of the North Korean athletes defected.
Because all their best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in America.
Warren !
The South Will Rise Again
Using imperial units.
A Kid replied: The legs... Because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING!! XD
because she had Supercalifrajilistic Osteoporosis
So they can stand closer to the sink.
