and I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!"
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I would've gotten second if it weren't for you medaling kids.
Not being disabled.
They all have tur-rets
By giving her a Brazilian wax first!
Brazilians!
Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico , and how the smell reminded him of tacos.
Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US.
Because everyone who runs, swims, or jump really well is already across the border.
About a Brazillion dollars.
They need it to shoot themselves in the foot.
He had a black eye.
They saw what happened to the sheep
His brother holding the VCR.
Cancer
Peekaboo.
Walking.
Because it would be really awkward asking what their handicap was.
