What did Muslim sonic say on June 5?

Gotta go fasting! LOL

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What's the difference between a microwave and a Muslim?

A microwave doesn't blow up every time the timer goes off.

What did the muslim man say when he arrived at his resort in Hawaii?

Aloha Snackbar!

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Why can't americans play LoL?

They can't guard their towers.

Why were my balls wet?

cause i dipped em' in the wishing well! LOL

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How do you make a car top?

You gotta 'tep on the brake 'tupid!

How many teamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

19 . Got a problem with that?

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What did the ascetic say when he broke his fast?

OC I think I'll go on a diet!

What did the bartender day to the man who was drinking his vodka to fast?

Stop "Russian"

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What are a school teachers 3 favorite words?

June, July, and August.

Why does the NBA finish in June?

She likes it.