What did the big ape say when he dialed incorrectly?

Oops! King Kong ring wrong."

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What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?

A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.

What do you do if King Kong sits in front of you at the cinema?

Miss most of the film!

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What did the Norse goddess say to Thor when he drunk dialed her?

I aint no Valhalla back girl."

How did the obscene telephone caller get attacked by the Gorilla?

He made a mistake and dialled a preyer!

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What did the big ape say when he dialed incorrectly?

Oops! King Kong ring wrong."

Why did the actor fire his Gorilla agent?

The big Ape kept wanting to take more than a 10% bite!

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What did the big ape say when he dialed incorrectly?

Oops! King Kong ring wrong."

What's the last thing you want to hear from a surgeon dissecting someone?

Oops