Marine Biologist Jokes

What do you get if you cross a soldier and a scientist?

A marine biologist.

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What's the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?

One wags it's tail, while the other tags a whale

What did the Marine Biologist say when he saw two eels making love?

It's a Moray."

Why did the marine biologist jump off a bridge?

He lost his porpoise in life.

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Why did the dolphin run away from home to start a new life?

He felt he had lost his sense of porpoise.

What did the dolphin king say at the funeral of his faithful servant?

You have served your porpoise.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

It was a boxer!

Why was the dog banned from the redwood forest?

He was barking up the wrong tree.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did Goku cross the road?

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What do you get when you cross a firecracker and a duck?

A firequacker.

Wag Jokes More Wag Jokes

Why are dogs bad at poker?

Because they wag their tails whenever they have a good hand. Why did John's dog win the poker tournament Because he's a Doberman.

What's the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?

One wags it's tail, while the other tags a whale

Biologist Jokes More Biologist Jokes

How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.

What did you think of the chapter on frogs?

Biologist 2: Oh it was quite ribbiting.

Eel Jokes More Eel Jokes

What did the Marine Biologist say when he saw two eels making love?

It's a Moray."

What did one turtle say to the other eel?

hahaha hahaha HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Scientist Jokes More Scientist Jokes

Why did a scientist disconnect his doorbell?

because he wanted to win the No-bell prize!! Sorry, I ll walk out

Which scientist invented the nuclear powered floor cleaner?

J. Robert Moppenheimer

Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

Why was there a whale in Wales in a well?

We're not sure, its a deep subject....

What did the dolphin say when three orcas swam by?

Whale, whale, whale, who do we have here? Please, this is a cry for help.