Interview Jokes

Why did the fishing boat captain hire an all Mexican crew?

Because in the interview they answered every question with "sea senor"

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What did the police say when they finished interviewing Dylann Roof?

You're hired

How was your interview?

Munnu : It went good, but lastly they asked me show them my testimonial. Chunnu : So Munnu : I think I showed them the wrong thing.

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Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

What did the black kid get for Christmas?

My bike

Why did the fish fall off it's bike?

It's a fish.

Interviewer Jokes More Interviewer Jokes

How do you hit those high notes?

Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.

What's your strength?

Candidate: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: What's your weakness? Candidate: Those blue eyes of yours.

Earth Jokes More Earth Jokes

Why can you always trust a bee without wings?

Because it's down to earth.

What do you get when you cross an oven with a car?

A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What does the man say when he walks into the bar?

Can I please get a drink "

How did he die?

The rock is kyptonite and the man is superman.

Strength Jokes More Strength Jokes

What would you say are your strengths?

Me: Words Him: Can you say more Me: More Him: Me: I'm also good at directions

What are your strengths?

I'm an optimist and a positive thinker." "Give me an example" "When do I start "

Onion Jokes More Onion Jokes

What's the difference between an onion and an accordion?

A: No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.

How is a hailstone like an onion?

They are both whitish and have layers

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

How did you get out of Iraq?

He answered: "Iran"

How did the 3 legged frog get across the 4 lane freeway?

Take the F out of Free, and the F out of way and you'll have your answer.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

Why could the witch never get the enchantments right?

She forgot to use Spell Check.

Why did the elephant turn around in the airport and go home?

He forgot to pack his trunk.