Interview Jokes

Why did the fishing boat captain hire an all Mexican crew?

Because in the interview they answered every question with "sea senor"

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What did the police say when they finished interviewing Dylann Roof?

You're hired

How was your interview?

Munnu : It went good, but lastly they asked me show them my testimonial. Chunnu : So Munnu : I think I showed them the wrong thing.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What's the fastest way to make your trousers fall down?

Lusain Belt

How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree! I may not be a girl, but I'm blonde and find blonde jokes hilarious. xD

Diet Jokes More Diet Jokes

Why I gotta do it too?

Her: No I in team Me: Isn't 1 in diet either. Her: Yes there.. Me: I'm too hungry for your mindgames!

What's this diet called?

He said, "it's a High Fluten diet."

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Whats that over there?

I don't know but i think i just got a raging clue

Why did you name your son Tinnitus?

I don't know, me and my wife just thought it had a nice ring to it.

Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

Why did Jared decide to gain all of his weight back?

The mall is hiring new Santas.

Why did the TSA hire a dentist?

to help with the cavity searches

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to the Marine that took a laxative?

He was relieved of doodie.

What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?

A: It stole the show!

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a mixologist and a bartender?

About ten minutes.

Whats the difference between a redneck couple, and two variables in a dataset?

The variables aren't necessarily related.

Weakness Jokes More Weakness Jokes

What would be your main strength?

Well, I can communicate with animals... "Wow, impressive. Any weaknesses " They can't understand me.

How about a weakness?

I'm a bad decision maker.

Remove Jokes More Remove Jokes

How do you hide an elephant in a fridge?

You remove his slippers and open the door . You put him inside. You close the door and take the slippers away.

What's the most outplayed joke in all of /r/jokes?

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