Pixie-lated
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Some idiot pulled it out to late
nail the other hand to the floor.
Nail it's other hand to the floor.
A tsunami doesn't care that you are faster than your buddy.
nothing, it waved. Happy Thursday all.
Waiter: We can dream can't we
On the dotted line.
The cigarette.
You wait all day for one then find out 48 other people in the local area have been riding on her.
Because he was sheet faced.
Habit
Hi. Nice to meet you. I'm better than you."
You don't.
Because when you're a carpenter in the desert you can't get wood.
Because Joseph was Stalin.
An a-roam-a.
Scent.
