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What's the difference between a church and a mosque?

In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.

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What do churches and guns have in common?

They both go PEW PEW PEW

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Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What's the difference between fighting on the internet and participating in the paralympics?

None, even if you win, you're still retarded.

What's your strongest trait?

My fingers. "No, like... Are you pinching me " GIVE ME fighting to maintain pinch THE JOB

Skunk Jokes More Skunk Jokes

What do you call the Skunk who wears khaki's and goes to private school?

Preppy le Pew

Why do skunks celebrate valentines day?

Because they are very scentimental.

Laser Jokes More Laser Jokes

Why was the laser sad?

All his gas is Argon.

What does a laser in a church sound like?

Pew pew pew!

Mosque Jokes More Mosque Jokes

What's the difference between a church and a mosque?

In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.

What religion do mosquitoes follow?

Muslim, because they go to a mosque...ito. Sorry.

Organization Jokes More Organization Jokes

What do you call the headquarters of an organization of space terrorists?

ISISISS

What kind of organization is Atheism?

Non-prophet.

Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

What's the difference between white students and black students?

Black students bring the gun to school. White kids use it at school.

Where does Sean Connery keep his guns?

In the library of course. They're for shelf-defense.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What does a Muslim redneck wear?

A murka

Why should you never wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fall off.

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What do you call a 10 ten old Irish boy who doesn't go to church?

A virgin

What do you call it when Batman skips church..?

Christian Bale.