2x4 Jokes

What do Jesus and Muhammad have in common?

They both nailed a 2x4.

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What do you call a 2x4 that lost its family to a fire?

mourning wood

What was the allergic 2"X4"'s terrifying hallucination?

He sawdust.

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What did Jesus do to lose weight?

Crossfit

Why did the lead singer of Drowning Pool lose his job at Starbucks?

HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR

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Why doesn't Jesus play hockey anymore?

He kept on getting nailed into the boards.

What was Jesus' reaction to being crucified?

He was cross.

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What do you call a 2x4 that lost its family to a fire?

mourning wood

How long have you been chopping wood for?

I'm not sure, I'll check the logs"

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What do you call a British midget mother who can barely support her family?

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What the difference between a Mexican and a bench?

The bench can support a family my first post here, a friend told me this joke.

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What do you call a dwarf that was on fire?

A lil smokey

What do you call it when you said a redneck on fire?

A firecracker

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How do you spot a necrophiliac at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

What did the necrophiliac get after his wife died?

Mourning wood.

Muhammad Jokes More Muhammad Jokes

Why was Muhammad's dad always successful in business?

He made a gross prophet!

What do Jesus and Muhammad have in common?

They both nailed a 2x4.

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Why didn't Jesus get into college?

Because he got nailed on the boards.

Why did the carpenter's wife leave him?

He was screwing around when he was supposed to be nailing her.