Length Jokes

What do men and Subway have in common?

They both exaggerate the length.

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What did the tailor say to his customer after shortening the length of his pants?

A-hem!

Why did the bad demon burn after finding the length it took to rise diagonally from hell?

cos' sin tans

How do you calculate the length of rosemary?

Sprigonometry

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What is better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics?

Having two legs

What do you get when you win the laziest man in the world contest?

Atrophy.

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How do you calculate a girl's impulse?

F dt bich

How do you calculate the length of rosemary?

Sprigonometry

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Why did the bad demon burn after finding the length it took to rise diagonally from hell?

cos' sin tans

Why did the trigonometric function go to the tanning salon?

Cos sin tan (Because suntan)

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What do you think Jesus's stance would be on guns?

I think he would be most strict on nail gun control. (Credit to Taylor on PKA)

What did Jesus say to Melchior?

Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!

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What does Santa Claus and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kid's homes with empty sacks.

What do you call a midget in a subway saying, "tick...tick...tick..."?

A metro-gnome

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How should a feudal lord deal with it when the serfs rise up?

Hang ten.

What do you call it when a black guy gets a hard on?

The Dark Knight Rises

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What was Lenin's favourite film?

Tsar Wars episode III: Revenge of the scythe.

What does a bird say when it wants revenge?

Toucan play at that game!

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What breed of dog loves to take a bath?

A shampoodle

Why does everybody love honey?

Because it never gets old.