Soda Machine Jokes

What does a gangbanger have in common with a soda machine?

They both don't work and always take your money

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What do Monica Lewinsky and a soda machine have in common?

They both say insert Bill here

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What do you call and Irishman who works in a French cafe?

Paddy Hor D'oeuvre

How many Mexicans do you need working in the kitchen?

Just Juan.

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How can you tell a redneck has got money?

He gems out his dip cup

What's one thing Lance Armstrong can still make money from?

LIESTRONG bracelets.

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What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?

Put it on my bill

What do Monica Lewinsky and a soda machine have in common?

They both say insert Bill here

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Why did the soda can quit its job at the vending machine?

It was soda pressing.

What's black and steals your change?

Vending machines.

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What do Monica Lewinsky and a soda machine have in common?

They both say insert Bill here

What do Monica Lewinsky and a vending machine have in common?

Both say Please insert Bill.

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What do Monica Lewinsky and a soda machine have in common?

They both say insert Bill here

What does a vending machine and Monica Lewinsky have in common?

They both say "Insert Bill Here"

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What do Monica Lewinsky and a vending machine have in common?

Both say Please insert Bill.

Why did the soda can quit its job at the vending machine?

It was soda pressing.

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Why does pushing my finger against a bottle of Pepsi make me sad?

Because it's soda pressing.

How do you know when there's a elephant under your bed?

A: Your nose is pressed against the ceiling.