Montreal Canadians Jokes

What do the Montreal Canadians drive?

Carrs.

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Coffee Mug

What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs

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Why a giraffe got arrested while driving?

Coz he was high :D

Why do feminists only drive cars with automatic transmissions?

It pains them to have standards.

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How do Canadians take care of their skin?

Maybe it's maple leaf.

What do Canadians say after a prayer in church?

Eh-men

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Why did the marijuana addict lose the race?

He was running on fumes.

What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs

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How did they manage to smoke?

They threw a cigarette overboard, and made the boat a cigarette lighter

What do you call someone with Down Syndrome who likes to smoke weed ?

A baked potato

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Why did the marijuana addict lose the race?

He was running on fumes.

Why did the cows return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Montreal Jokes More Montreal Jokes

Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants?

because they serve Poutine.

What do the Montreal Canadians drive?

Carrs.

Leafs Jokes More Leafs Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leafs?

Russel

What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs