Little Head Jokes

What do Catholic priests and the Zika Virus have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

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What's the easiest way to get a little head?

The Zika virus.

Where's the best place to go if you want a little head?

The 2016 Olympics.

What do the Zika virus and Catholic priests have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

Whats the best part about sleeping with a midget?

You're sure to get a little head

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Why did Tigger look in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.

What do John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

They have the same middle name!

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What do you say to a guy who is covered in rodents?

Mice outfit!

What is the definition of 'making love'?

Something a woman does while a guy is f***ing her.

Catholic Priest Jokes More Catholic Priest Jokes

Why would a Catholic priest start practicing at a prison?

He ran out of little boys

How many Catholic priests does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb.

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Why do ecologists like lepers?

Because they're biodegradable!

What do you call a leper in a hot tub?

Stew!

2016 Olympic Jokes More 2016 Olympic Jokes

Who poisoned the waters in the 2016 Olympics?

It was I, **RIO**!!!

Who placed 3rd for basketball in the 2016 Olympics?

LeBronze James

Catholic Jokes More Catholic Jokes

What's the difference between a coal mining company and catholic priests?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.

How do you get a Catholic nun pregnant?

Dress her as a choirboy

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

What do you call a laughing mayonnaise?

lmayo ahh

Why was the atom laughing?

Because part tickles.

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What's the best part about a Fight Club joke?

The punchline.

What's the best part about getting head from an infant?

Watching the soft spot move.