Little Head Jokes

What do Catholic priests and the Zika Virus have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

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What's the easiest way to get a little head?

The Zika virus.

Where's the best place to go if you want a little head?

The 2016 Olympics.

What do the Zika virus and Catholic priests have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

Whats the best part about sleeping with a midget?

You're sure to get a little head

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He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*

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Who poisoned the waters in the 2016 Olympics?

It was I, **RIO**!!!

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Why don't midgets ever get accepted into nudist colonies?

They keep sticking their noses into everyone else's business.

Why did Tigger get stuck in the toilet?

He was looking for pooh.

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What's the difference between a Chilean mining company and a Catholic priest?

One gets their miners stuck in a shaft, and the other gets his shaft stuck in a minor.

What's the difference between a coal mining company and catholic priests?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.

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What's the best part about Subway sandwiches?

the tiny little buns

What's the best part about abortions?

They never get old