Zika Virus Jokes

How did the doctor determine that the baby was affected by the Zika virus?

It was a no brainer.

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What do Catholic priests and the Zika Virus have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

What's the easiest way to get a little head?

The Zika virus.

What do the Zika virus and Catholic priests have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

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Who do you call during a Zika virus emergency?

The SWAT team

What do you call a SWAT team with Snoop Dogg?

A Blunt force

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What's the most common illness affecting neckbeards?

M'laise.

What do you call a disaster that only affected shopping malls?

A catashopic.

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What happened when the cannibal got a religion?

He only ate Catholics on Fridays!

Why are Catholics the worst drivers?

They always pull out at the last second (usually to avoid a child).

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What did the doctor give the Asari with an STD?

Anti-biotics

What happened to you?

the doctor asks. "I stepped on something."

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What's the difference between a TV and a newspaper?

Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?

Who do you call when theres a fly in your house?

The SWAT team

Brainer Jokes More Brainer Jokes

What do you call a person with no brain?

A no-brainer

What do you call a vegan zombie?

A no-brainer.

Easy Way Jokes More Easy Way Jokes

What's the easiest way to get off an elephant?

I don't know but you should buy it dinner first!

What's an easy way on /r/jokes to find feminism jokes?

Just look for ones that have a "JOKE:" disclaimer

Little Head Jokes More Little Head Jokes

Where's the best place to go if you want a little head?

The 2016 Olympics.

Whats the best part about sleeping with a midget?

You're sure to get a little head