What would u do if u won the lotto?

10yo: Buy legos & a bigger house for u. 11yo: I'd buy a monkey. Going to be extra nice to my 10yo.

Previous Random Joke Next

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Who has more testicles?

contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

What do Americans do immediately after winning the World Cup (Soccer)?

Turn off the Playstation.

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

What does Fetty Wap buy when he goes to Walmart?

7 tees, 30 eggs

Why didn't the parrot want the black guy to buy him?

Polly want a Cracker.

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a monkey?

AIDS for humanity

How many monkeys does it take to write a Shakespeare novel by accident?

As many as it takes submitters to write an original joke. (by accident)

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What did u do last night?

Me: I drowned my swallows in whiskey Don't u mean sorrows Me covering tub of dead birds: is that the saying

What did carbon yell at gold while trying to get his attention?

A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke :)

10yo Jokes More 10yo Jokes

What's a VCR?

My 10yo instantly making me feel like the oldest person who has ever lived. I need calcium chews for my brittle bones.

What the hell is albatrout?

That's not real. 10yo: Now you're in doubt! Me: But... 10yo: ALBATROUT