What would u do if u won the lotto?

10yo: Buy legos & a bigger house for u. 11yo: I'd buy a monkey. Going to be extra nice to my 10yo.

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Why did the skull win 1st place in the race?

Because he ran ahead.

What does a Maple Leads fan do after his team wins the Stanley Cup?

He turns off his Xbox and goes back to bed.

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Who the hell buys furniture online?

Why would you buy a chair or couch you can't even sit in What if it has burlap cushions stuffed w/hay

What did the farmer say to Pat Sajak?

I'd like to buy an owl

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What do you get if you insert human DNA into a monkey?

AIDS for humanity

What is the monkey that can't peel the banana?

Terrible at CC

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What do u call an ethopian with a slice of cheese on his head?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

What do u call a Mexican who survives a shootout and lives to tell the tale?

The Juan who lived.

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What's a VCR?

My 10yo instantly making me feel like the oldest person who has ever lived. I need calcium chews for my brittle bones.

What would u do if u won the lotto?

10yo: Buy legos & a bigger house for u. 11yo: I'd buy a monkey. Going to be extra nice to my 10yo.