Sir Loin Jokes

What happened when Mr. Loin got knighted?

He became Sir Loin

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What do you call a Knight that cuts beef?

Sir Loin.

What do you call a knighted cow?

Sir Loin

What do you call a cow who is also a knight?

Sir Loin.

What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight?

Sir Loin!

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Because the steaks are high.

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They are all against Turkey

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What do you call a knighted cow?

Sir Loin

What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight?

Sir Loin!

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Why did you cut off your ear?

Van Gogh: pardon

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Put Turkey in Greece to cook it, then cut it up and put it into Chile. Then put it on China and give it to Hungary.

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What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah ?

A dog that chases cars - and catches them !

Why was Jesus crucified instead of stoned?

So Catholics could do this makes the sign of the cross, instead of this bangs self in head with fists.

Knight Jokes More Knight Jokes

What was the name of the hog who was knighted by King Arthur?

Sir Lunchalot.

Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener ?

He had a bee in his suit of armour !

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What does a cow do after a break up?

Mooves on.

What do you get when you enter a cow into the Kentucky Derby?

Milk and Bookies.

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What happens when two lesbians build a house?

It's all tongue and groove, and no stud inside.

What happens when you throw a green stone into the Red Sea?

It gets wet.