Baboom Jokes

What do you call a monkey terrorist?

A Baboom!

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What do you call a monkey in a minefield?

A BABOOM!

What do you call an exploding ape?

A baboom.

What do you call a monkey holding a stick of dynamite?

A Baboom!

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Minefield Jokes More Minefield Jokes

What goes eek eek bang?

A mouse in a minefield !

What's the difference between talking to your wife after you forgot something and a minefield?

You can actually get through the minefield alive.

Dynamite Jokes More Dynamite Jokes

Whats the difference between dynamite and a banana?

banana is yellow,dynamite is red

What sound does it make when you light a stick of dynamite in them middle of a sheep herd?

ssssssssssss boom! baaaaaaaah!

Explode Jokes More Explode Jokes

What does a feminist and a landmine have in common?

They explode when triggered.

Who ruled France until he exploded?

A: Napoleon Blownapart!

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

What do you get when you cross dessert with a monkey?

A Meringueutan

What key do you need to open a banana?

A monkey

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What's a man's idea of a perfect date?

A woman who answers the door stark naked holding a six pack.

Why did Germany hold a ceremony for the Greek bankruptcy?

They wanted to give credit where credit was due.

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What do you call a book club that has been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

What's the difference between a Chilean mining company and a Catholic priest?

One gets their miners stuck in a shaft, and the other gets his shaft stuck in a minor.