Baboom Jokes

What do you call a monkey terrorist?

A Baboom!

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What do you call a monkey in a minefield?

A BABOOM!

What do you call an exploding ape?

A baboom.

What do you call a monkey holding a stick of dynamite?

A Baboom!

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Dynamite Jokes More Dynamite Jokes

How do Italians light their dynamite?

With a fuse-illi.

Whats the difference between dynamite and a banana?

banana is yellow,dynamite is red

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

What do you call a monk that operates a door unlocking service?

A monkey. (p.s. I have a wonderful, terrible love for bad jokes)

How do you open a banana safe?

With a monkey.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How do you depress a room full of geeks?

Hold the door! I'm a leaf on the wind!"

Why did Germany hold a ceremony for the Greek bankruptcy?

They wanted to give credit where credit was due.

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What do you call it when you get stuck into a shotgun wedding with a Czech?

Checkmate!

Whats ur emergency?

OMG my neighbours cat is stuck on the roof-" 911: Ma'am, this is an emergency only service- "-of my sons mouth."

Explode Jokes More Explode Jokes

Where do you see yourself exploding in five years?

they asked.

What scratches the window before it explodes?

A baby in a microwave

Minefield Jokes More Minefield Jokes

What goes eek eek bang?

A mouse in a minefield !

What goes cackle cackle boom?

A witch in a minefield.