Device Jokes

What's the difference between USB and USA?

One connects to all your devices and access your data, one connects to all your devices and access your data.

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What's the difference between USA and USB?

One connects to all your devices & accesses your data, and the other is a hardware standard

What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!

What's the difference between a USB and the USA?

One connects to all your devices and accesses your data, the other is a harware standard.

What do you call the device that keeps an Armenian man safe?

A Serj Protector.

What dose a device that makes electricity and a person who likes a comment on caitlyn's face book page have in common?

They are both generators (jenner-rater)

What device did Jared Fogle use to keep track of his exercise progresswhen he lost over 200 pounds on the Subway diet?

A pedometer

What did one device say to the other?

A: Are you syncing what I"m syncing

What device does Mario use to communicate with the dead?

A Lou-ouija board.

Why has no one invented a device where I can move myself around from place to place while lying in a hammock?

I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!

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Pumpkin Jokes More Pumpkin Jokes

Why did the vampire sit on a pumpkin?

It wanted to play squash.

Why is Cinderella so bad at football?

A. Because she's got a pumpkin for a coach B. Because she keeps running away from the ball

Access Jokes More Access Jokes

How many North Koreans does it take to change a light bulb?

One, only **Glorious Leader** gets access to light bulbs

What's the difference between a USB and the USA?

One connects to all your devices and accesses your data, the other is a harware standard.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman who can't make sandwiches?

Single.

Whats the difference between and old computer and a woman?

a computer accepts a 3.5 inch floppy

Han Jokes More Han Jokes

What do you call miscellaneous members of Han Solo's best friend's family?

Rando Calrissians

Why did Han go out Black Friday shopping.?

because the prices were Solo

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

Why can't two jealous people talk on the phone together?

It is always an insecure line!

Why don't call centers hire alligators?

They can't croco-dial the phones.

Inflate Jokes More Inflate Jokes

How do you make a blonde's brain the size of a pea?

A: Inflate it.

Why's the necrophiliac's blow up doll half inflated?

So he can pretend she's decomposing.

28 Jokes More 28 Jokes

Why was 56 scared?

Because 28 8 1.

What do you get when you put 28 Alabama Sorority girls in one room?

A full set of teeth

Samsung Jokes More Samsung Jokes

What do you call the security at a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy, or firefighters.

What is Samsung PR team's Christmas jingle you ask?

The phone we gave you is frightful, But the fire is so delightful ; And since we have no replace to go, Let it blow! Let it blow! Let it blow!