Chuckle Jokes

Why can't Jimmy ride his bike?

Because he has no limbs Kinda dark, I know. It's just for those out there who would chuckle at this. ;D

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What do you call a wheel with clothes?

Attire. My brother told this to me and it gave me a chuckle.

What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...

What is bruce banners favourite kind of potato?

HULK'S MASH! no idea where she picked it up from, but it made me chuckle

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Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

Why do babies love sticking things in their mouth?

And why doesn't my girlfriend share this impulse?

How did the Italian chef break up with his girlfriend?

Pasta la vista, baby."

Bruce Banner Jokes More Bruce Banner Jokes

What's the difference between bruce banner and bruce jenner?

One turned into a terrifying monster, the other is an avenger.

What's the M0D's name before they're triggered; turning into a furious, putrid, lump of blubber?

Bruce Banner

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

When is the only time you can park like a retard?

In a handicapped spot.

What is the difference between a guitar player and government bonds?

Government bonds mature over time and earn money

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

How do you reply when someone on /r/askscience asks you on a date?

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Whats the best part about dating a black girl?

You rarely have to meet their dad.

Hulk Jokes More Hulk Jokes

When faced with a challenging situation I calmly ask myself "what would the hulk do?

Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!

Why is The Hulk going to get laid tonight?

Because he is stronger than you.

Kinda Jokes More Kinda Jokes

What kinda overalls does Mario wear?

Denim denim denim

Why can't Jimmy ride his bike?

Because he has no limbs Kinda dark, I know. It's just for those out there who would chuckle at this. ;D

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

How does ISIL prefer their eggs?

Sunni side up at first. But they always end up scrambled.

Why do elephants prefer cars instead of motorcycles?

motorcycles don't have trunks

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Who was the least funny U.S. President?

FDR. His standup could use some work.

What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is working?

A: Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No.