Alabama Woman Jokes

What do you call an Alabama woman who can run faster than her brother?

virgin

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What did the Alabama woman say when she lost her virginity?

Dad you're crushing my cigarettes.

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Virgin Jokes More Virgin Jokes

Why sacrifice virgins?

Because they've done nothing to deserve it.

What do you call a 10 ten old Irish boy who doesn't go to church?

A virgin

Crush Jokes More Crush Jokes

What did the farmer's daughter say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me dad you're crushing my smokes! Or "That'll do pig, that'll do." I have heard it both ways.

How do you get over a crush you've had since high school?

Leave the dungeon door unlocked.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

How do you find your dog if he's lost in the woods ?

Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark !

Why didn't Anna and Elsa's parents teach them the alphabet?

Because they got lost at C.

Alabama Jokes More Alabama Jokes

How does Alabama keep alcohol out of high school?

Change the drinking age to 25

What did the pilot say to the co-pilot right before the UPS plane crash in Alabama?

Too soon.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What did the Cherokee-Polish couple name their firstborn?

Running Stupid

What's the difference between a basketball player and a mexican?

Nothing, they both run, jump, shoot and steal.

Virginity Jokes More Virginity Jokes

What did the redneck say when she lost her virginity?

GET OFF ME DAD, you're crushing my cigarettes!

Why can't Redditors lose their virginity?

They can never get further than the tip!

Cigarette Jokes More Cigarette Jokes

How are Cigarettes like Hamsters?

They're harmless until you put one in your mouth and light in on fire

How hard is it to find cigarettes?

Because my dad has been gone for 13 years looking for them.

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

What do you love most in the world?

Me: You & your brother 4yo: Oh Me: What about you 4yo: The fire tree in Plants vs. Zombies Me: Oh

What do you call a Targaryen girl who can outrun her brothers?

A virgin.