Physics Teacher Jokes

What do you call it when a Physics Teacher throws a bar of chocolate at you?

Brownian Motion

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Why was the physics teacher and the biology teacher always fighting?

They didn't have any chemistry.

What do you get when a physics teacher own you ?

You get ohm ed!!!

Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher?

There was no chemistry.

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Why couldn't the redneck kid play baseball?

Because he fell down a stairs and his dad definitely didn't break his legs.

Why did the goat stop trying to break out of jail?

Because he was just tired of being an escape goat.

Biology Teacher Jokes More Biology Teacher Jokes

Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher?

There was no chemistry.

Why was the physics teacher and the biology teacher always fighting?

They didn't have any chemistry.

Chocolate Jokes More Chocolate Jokes

What do a big bar of chocolate and a frag grenade have in common?

Everybody gets a piece.

What type of fruit loves chocolate the most?

A Coconut.

Chemistry Jokes More Chemistry Jokes

Why do Physics and Biology teachers never get along?

Because they have no chemistry

What do you do when a Chemistry teacher dies ?

Barium

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What do you do when you get into a fight with a group of clowns?

Go for the juggler. This is my favorite joke that I have read on here.

Who do zombie cowboys fight?

Deadskins.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What happens when a bull and a horse go to a bar?

They get BUCKED up!

What do ghosts order at the bar?

Sam-BOO!-ca

Brownian Motion Jokes More Brownian Motion Jokes

What is the theory behind Brownian motion of sperms?

It's testicle physics.

What do you call it when a Physics Teacher throws a bar of chocolate at you?

Brownian Motion

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did the kid throw the watch out the window?

So time would fly.

How do you get half of Mexico to jump off a cliff?

Throw a penny off. How do you get the other half to jump too? ... Tell them no one found it yet.