Physics Teacher Jokes

What do you call it when a Physics Teacher throws a bar of chocolate at you?

Brownian Motion

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Why was the physics teacher and the biology teacher always fighting?

They didn't have any chemistry.

What do you get when a physics teacher own you ?

You get ohm ed!!!

Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher?

There was no chemistry.

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Why did the fire fighter go in to save his friend first, and then fight the fire?

Because... bros before hose!!! Wubbulubbadub-dub!

Who would win a fight between a taco and a hotdog?

so I punched him in the head.

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why don't you see Santa for the rest of the year?

Because for the rest of the year he's in prison for breaking into people's houses.

What did the doctor say to the man that broke his arm?

Be patient

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What the hell is a mango doing in a bar?

But chessy but gets a good giggle :D

Why are law students known for drinking?

They are getting ready for the Bar exam.

Biology Teacher Jokes More Biology Teacher Jokes

Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher?

There was no chemistry.

Why was the physics teacher and the biology teacher always fighting?

They didn't have any chemistry.

Brownian Motion Jokes More Brownian Motion Jokes

What do you call it when a Physics Teacher throws a bar of chocolate at you?

Brownian Motion

What is the theory behind Brownian motion of sperms?

It's testicle physics.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

How do you scare a man?

Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.

What's something you can drive, but also throw?

A Fit!!!!!!!!!!

Chocolate Jokes More Chocolate Jokes

What type of fruit loves chocolate the most?

A Coconut.

What algorithm did Intel use in the Pentium's floating point divider?

Life is like a box of chocolates...

Chemistry Jokes More Chemistry Jokes

Why don't biology and physics get on?

They lack chemistry.

Why do people say love is like chemistry?

Because you can put it in someones drink