Brownian Motion Jokes

What do you call it when a Physics Teacher throws a bar of chocolate at you?

Brownian Motion

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What is the theory behind Brownian motion of sperms?

It's testicle physics.

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Physics Teacher Jokes More Physics Teacher Jokes

Why was the physics teacher and the biology teacher always fighting?

They didn't have any chemistry.

What do you call it when a Physics Teacher throws a bar of chocolate at you?

Brownian Motion

Physics Jokes More Physics Jokes

Why do Physics and Biology teachers never get along?

Because they have no chemistry

Why did the college student change his major from Biology to Physics after his first exam?

He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.

Theory Jokes More Theory Jokes

What was the humor like back then?

I was just wondering about how many jokes today maybe irrelevant 100 years into the future. To test this theory, what are the oldest recorded jokes?

What is the theory behind Brownian motion of sperms?

It's testicle physics.

Chocolate Jokes More Chocolate Jokes

What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long?

A runny bunny.

What do you call it when you dip poultry and beef in chocolate?

Brown-chichen-Brown-cow

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What happens when you throw root beer in the ocean?

Root Beer Floats!

Why did the Christmas tree get thrown in prison?

Treeson.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What did Larry McMurtry say when his neighbor asked to borrow a bar of soap?

He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".

Why the long face ?

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face ? Horse: because I'm a raging alcoholic.

Sperm Jokes More Sperm Jokes

What's the difference between a sperm and a racist?

A sperm as a 1 in a million chance of actually becoming a human being.

What did the sperm say to the egg?

Nice to meet you. Wanna make a baby?