Brownian Motion Jokes

What do you call it when a Physics Teacher throws a bar of chocolate at you?

Brownian Motion

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What is the theory behind Brownian motion of sperms?

It's testicle physics.

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How do women defy the laws of physics?

The heavier they are, the easier to pick up!

Why is physics inherently racist?

There's only two types of bodies: the free body and the black body.

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Why did the crazed Packers fan throw out all of Aaron Rodgers's forks?

They were too Cutler-y.

Why did Kennedy throw his head back?

He was taking a shot.

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What do you get when a physics teacher own you ?

You get ohm ed!!!

Why was the physics teacher and the biology teacher always fighting?

They didn't have any chemistry.

Theory Jokes More Theory Jokes

What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

Why are people from Arkansas so good at Science?

Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.

Chocolate Jokes More Chocolate Jokes

What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?

A chocolate BAAA

What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long?

A runny bunny.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What kind of bars do lesbian Eskimos go to?

Klondike Bars

Why couldn't the chord get into the bar?

She was A minor.

Sperm Jokes More Sperm Jokes

What do men and sperm have in common?

A:They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.

What is long, hard and full of sperm ?

The sock under my bed.