Pull Pork Jokes

What do you call it when you play tug-of-war with a pig?

Pulled pork.

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What do you call a pig in a trailer?

Pulled pork!

What do you call a pig on a leash?

Pulled Pork

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How does a blind skydiver know the ground is near?

A: The leash goes slack.

How does a blind parachutist know when to pull his rip-chord?

The leash goes slack...

Trailer Jokes More Trailer Jokes

What is the similarity between tornadoes and divorces in Kentucky?

either way, someone is losing a trailer.

What do a Florida hurricane, a Kansas tornado, and an Arkansas divorce have in common?

Some poor sap's gonna lose a trailer.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

Why do the lawyers for the reindeer say they have to pull Santa's sled?

Because they have a claus in their contract.

What's the difference between the stock market and women?

With the stock market you can only lose when you pull out.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What is big and brown and plays the accordion?

Lawrence Elk

Why do women over 40 don't play hide and seek?

Because nobody is looking for them.

Tug Jokes More Tug Jokes

What's a moo hoo for a tug-of-war between two longhorns?

A bull pull!

What do Roseanne Barr and a battleship have in common?

A: They both need three tugs to get into their slips.

War Jokes More War Jokes

Why did all the black people die in the war?

Because when they captain said, "GET DOWN!" They all started dancing..

Why are Republicans so insistent on a war in the Middle East?

Because its good Christian values to invade the Middle East.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What did the pig say when the wolf grabbed her tail?

That's the end of me!"

What are pigskins used for?

Holding the pig together.