Medication Jokes

Why is the magnet on medication?

Because it's bipolar

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What did the urologist say to his patient who forgot to take his medication?

Urine trouble!

What medication that can make people inspire you?

Aspirin sorry guys

What medications do I take?

I'm not sure. The names on my neighbor's prescription bottles are ridiculously long

What do you mean I can't drink alcohol with this medication?

You're not a bartender! You're just a pharmacist.

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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze!

What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband right before she got on the Challenger Shuttle?

Honey you feed the dog I'll feed the fish.

L'hospital Jokes More L'hospital Jokes

Where does a mathematician go when he gets hurt?

L'Hospital.

Where does the sick calculus student go for medical help?

to the L'Hospital...

Dental Medication Jokes More Dental Medication Jokes

Why did the buddhist refuse novocaine when he went to get a tooth pulled?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Why did the Buddhist refuse Novocaine?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

How will I ever find the right woman?

She replied "Forget finding the right woman, focus on being the right man."

What could possibly make moviegoers forget about Will Smith's movie After Earth?

A Concussion.

Pharmacy Jokes More Pharmacy Jokes

Why should you be quiet in a pharmacy?

In case you wake the sleeping pills!

What do you call that part of the pharmacy where they keep the condoms, birth-control pills, etc.?

The Contrasection.

Buddhist Jokes More Buddhist Jokes

Why didn't the Buddhist monk vacuum under his couch?

He had no attachments.

Why did the Buddhist photographer fail at taking pictures?

Bad cam'ra

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What a BLONDE will ask the doctor in the maternity ward?

A: "Is it mine "

What do you call a black man with a MD?

A doctor you racist.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the M&ampM 's go to college?

Because they wanted to be smarties.

What do you call Mike Tyson without any arms?

Whatever you want