Medication Jokes

Why is the magnet on medication?

Because it's bipolar

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What did the urologist say to his patient who forgot to take his medication?

Urine trouble!

What medication that can make people inspire you?

Aspirin sorry guys

What medications do I take?

I'm not sure. The names on my neighbor's prescription bottles are ridiculously long

What do you mean I can't drink alcohol with this medication?

You're not a bartender! You're just a pharmacist.

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Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

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Why do black people call each other "son"?

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What did the buffalo say to his son who's leaving for college?

Bison.

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How manny women dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

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What do you call two healthcare professionals hanging out?

A paramedics.

What did you just say!?

I recommend an immediate heart attack and let the paramedics carry you out of the room.

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Why is my waiting room empty?

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Why was the doctor so stressed out?

He lost his patients...

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He wanted to have a 'clean getaway'.

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He didn't want to be called chicken

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What do you say to someone with a bladder problem?

Urine trouble.

What did the kidney say to the other kidney when it failed?

Urine trouble now.